"When a Malkavian speaks, listen. When a Malkavian acts, leave. When two Malkavians gather, run."

"Never owe a Nosferatu a favor. They have the most horrendous ways of calling in their dues."

"All right, let's lay down some ground rules: 1.) Don't mess with a Malkavian 2.) Don't mess with a Malkavian when there are other Malkavians around 3.) Do NOT mess with a Malkavian who's packing enough Dominate to make you act like a playful puppy (sit, fetch, roll over, play dead....GOOD BOY!) 4.) Don't mess with a Malkavian (did I forget to mention that?) Any questions?"

"Vi borde måla om hela byggnaden i varulvsfärger..."

"Suicide means a different thing, when you're immortal. When you can't depend on an ending coming on its own. We really should have a right to it. No one should have to live forever."

"Benny! Benny! Nej vänta, det är ju jag... haha! Krille!"

"Werewolves aren’t victims who become monsters due to a random assault — they’re born monsters"

"All of us are God's creatures... just some are more creature than others."

"Meh, farfar... Vad gör en gammal stofil som du här!?"

"If it looks like a human, walks like a human, talks like a human... well, one out of three ain't bad."

"Maskeraden är en maskerad i sig, och att dölja vem man verkligen är kan förändra det samma. Det kommer att bli intressant att se vem som kastar sin mask först, när det här är över, och vilka som vägrar..."

"I don't react as a wolf would.... I react as a wolf would if she was whisked out of her body, born as a human baby, and raised in human society for 18 years."

"It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal."

"Shit happens. But you can clean up your own damn mess."